Why Would You Do That?

While not on tour most Sundays I play a little golf at my local Carramar Golf Course.

Often referred to as Royal Carramar by the loyal-local golfers or that Goat Track by some uppity visiting members of The WA Golf Club at Yokine,thanks Jim for your kind unsolicited assessment.

Anyway normal business this morning balls sprayed Willy Nilly all over the fairways and beyond.

Mobs of kangaroos having their usual breakfast trying not to get knocked out by an errant shot from our foursome.

Our man Neil has trouble getting the ball airborne and manages to hit a roo quite regularly.

I kindly seggested the best way to improve his scoring would be to get a roo to hold the flag on the green.

Nice morning nothing unusual until we get to hole seventeen.

I am in favour of fast play so I do not need someone to pull flag out so I can put but in this group flag out is the go.

A bit trivial you are thinking but alas as Dennis is about to pull the flag stick out he shouts

Some dirty bastard has shit in the hole !!

We were all appalled but took him at his word and did not approach the crime scene.

I did observe from most probably eight or so metres that all of the deposit had not entered the hole.

Imagine a toddlers face halfway through a chocolate ice cream.

Speculation was rife

Was it local kids

Meth Heads

Asian Gyprock fixers

Who would ever know

One of our group being civil minded phoned the pro shop to alert them.

I don’t know why South African Paul had his phone on speaker but it was

Good Morning Carramar Golf Course

Ellow Paul here someone has messed in hole seventeen

What do you mean Paul

Well someone has done number two in the hole

Well done Paul and thank you

but you do not to phone us when you get a birdie.

Eventually Paul after tiptoeing around the subject said the S - - - word .The Green Keeper was quickly dispatched with a large hose and a hole digger.

Learnings always let another of your group put out first!

FYI there is a toilet block fifty four metres away so I think this was definitely designed to piss of early morning golfers maybe I am being targeted for my musings who knows ??

MOT