What A Genius

At the time of my last post I suggested that the US President was maybe compromised by the Russians.

A bit out there at the time I must admit.

However what transpired at the Oval Office last week has sharpened every thinking person’s perspective on Trump. Is he a Russian Asset or is he something more sinister?

Trump and his Transvestite VP tried to bully the Ukrainian President - who really showed who was the strong leader in the room.

Zalenski who came seeking a fair peace agreement was unceremoniously evicted from the building ( no meals here for the ungrateful war monger) by dumb and dumber.

But that was last week and now we are onto the tariffs one of the most beautiful words in the dictionary according to the Liar In Chief.

Unfortunately like most things he has absolutely no idea how they will effect the US consumer.

The self proclaimed stable genius was to end Ukraine war on day one (seems to have missed that deadline)

We are not to mention the Stockmarket that’s in free fall ,apparently that measure of his success is not important now!

However I have just assessed Big Fat Liars Master Plan

1 Russia to withdraw from Ukraine completely and say sorry at least 6 times.

2 In return USA will sell Alaska to the Russians at 6 times the amount it changed hands for the last time.

3 Now this is the genius bit -The Canadians with Russia on their doorstep will be soon be joo begging to join the good old USA (no more fentanyl leakage through that border now)

4 Get shot of Hawaii as it is so far away and it was the cause of world war 2.

5 Allow starving Africans to come and work on cotton farms (no need to pay them as they will be well fed!)

6 Send invoice to Britain and France for money USA spent rescuing them in WW2

7 Swap Puerto Rico for Greenland another great deal and a win win deal for USA and Denmark a beautiful thing.

8 rename New Mexico to Trumptopia.

9 Make Mexico dig new canal to replace the Panama Canal on the US Mexico border their side of course. Stop Press

No need for us Aussies to worry about tariffs as Peter Dutton has promised when elected he will get on the blower on day one and sort it all out with The President!

Watch this space ?

Max On Tour